Khan’s so done with Kirk’s shit.
And this is just one of the things that I love about the film. His "Oh, for crying out loud! Who does this kid think he is?" attitude.
he’s like “shut up, kirk. you lower the IQ of the whole enterprise.”
“shut up, kirk. you lower the IQ of the whole enterprise.”
Well he does.
foxes are the most important animals on earth
im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore
DOCTOR STARK WAS SO ANNOYED HE WENT AND GOT FOUR MORE
I tend to react to doorbells the same way as Karim
my mom cracked up at this scene hahaha
i’m not a traditional witch
Lucille Ball wearing her 40 carat aquamarine engagement ring, a cushion-cut diamond on a thin gold band.
12 BOYFRIEND RULES
1. Wax his pubes in his sleep
2. Do an impression of Danny Devito while giving him a blowjob
3. Get a tattoo of Macklemore
4. Quote farming memes all the time
5. Make Pokemon sounds in bed
6. Never wash your ass then expect him to give you a rimjob
7. Spend 99% of the time declaring your plans for world domination
8. Undermine the patriarchy
9. Surprise him with your Shrek cosplay and make him cosplay Donkey
10. Design fancy clothing for both your penises
11. Add lots of cinnamon to his protein shake
12. Get cosmetic surgery to make yourself look like Vladimir Putin